Artwork: “Earth Ape Music” by The PPC Spectrophonic Studio ©
“Taste is Subjective. The problem is, is that you have none to begin with.” – Sir Austin Metro
(Somewhere on planet Earth)
Me: Hey you…wait!
Ape: Who me?
Me: Yes. Yes. (out of breath)
Ape: What’s up?
Me: Excuse me. I don’t usually do this…but
Ape: But what?
Me: It’s just… It’s just that, that music you’re playing right now.
Ape: Yep. What about it?
Me: Well… It’s just that I’ve never heard anything as amazing as that in my entire life!
Ape: Yeh? (dumb smirk)
Me: Yeh! Well, I mean… you must be some awesome musical genius or something. Are you a record producer? I mean… how cool are you?
Ape: Yeh. (false modesty) Well, you know.
Me: I do now! I mean… wow! You just HAVE to give me a copy of that music!
Ape: Sure. It’s some rapper or other.
Me: Thank you so much! I will have to get all of my friends to listen to it… it will change their lives forever – just as you have changed mine. Thank you so, so much!
N.B. THIS NEVER HAPPENS.
Maybe you can now put in your ear phones, close your car windows and turn down your stereos. Nobody wants to hear your s**t music, we all have far better taste than you anyway!
Until next time. Keep evolving!
Fun Fact: Crap Music on Earth is pronounced with a silent C.